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“Roller Skating Rinks” are Satanic Homo-gay Cesspools

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“Roller Skating Rinks” are Satanic Homo-gay Cesspools

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Q: “What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?”
A: “Telling your parents that you’re gay.”

Most have heard the joke, the truth as it turns out is worse than we could have imagined.

A new threat prowls in the seemingly innocent child-sport of Roller Skating or Roller Blading.

The Homo-Community is now hosting Gay-Orgies with drugs and booze in the same Roller Skating Rinks you may take your children to on Sunday afternoon.

Imagine your little boy or girl could be renting Skates worn by a sausage jockey or a carpet licker.

Skates covered in the Satanic Love Sludge of Homo-Erotic Bacchanalian Skate-Sex.

Roller Skating is a lot like Jump-roping in the sense, that it is a childlike activity. It is widely known that a Roller Skating Man is a Fudge Packing man.

If your child shows interest in rollerskating past the age of ten especially if the child is male, take action immediately.


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“Rainbow Skate is held every Wednesday evening, from 8:00 until 10:30 at the Redwood Roller Rink.”

“Wednesday Night is a Roller Skating Session hosted primarily, but not exclusively, for the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Communities.”

“It’s a well known fact that the same gene that causes people to want to rollerblade also causes people to be gay.”

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What Can We Do?

As good Christians we need to establish zoning restrictions for these “Roller Rinks” similar to those used for The Naked Bars and Striptease Joints.

Require all Roller Rinks which host Homo-Events to post a clear sign near the entrance “GAT ZONE.”

Roller Blades and Roller Skates should only be sold in Sex Shops.

Chiauahua’s a Christians Worst Enemy
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This all began at peaceful farm stand in the back country of Georgia. My brother and I were with the family getting some boiled peanuts, fresh peaches, and tomatoes. Like good Christians we try to support the local farmer’s. Our precious moment was suddenly interrupted by ABBA music coming from a car in the distance.

Two men came a driving up in a pink VW convertible. They hit the breaks fast and late, kicking up red Georgia dust which stung me and my brothers eye’s something terrible. We coughed and wheezed. The men were dressed very colorful, and talked very strangely. One was holding two small rats. At least I thought they were rats. Turns out they was dogs. Anyways we were paying the farmers wife, and fixing to leave(Pa was all of sudden anxious to get a move on) when Joey my little brother went to have a closer look at the rats with shiny collars.

Pa yelled, “get back Joey!”

It was to late. The rat had bit a chunk out of poor little Joey’s face.

Pa walked straight over there and wrung that little rat’s neck, spat in the face of the funny dressed mad, and we drove off to the hospital.

Joey almost died. We later found out they wasn’t rats they was “Chihuahuas.”

Chihuahuas are Mexican.  The Chihuahua is the favorite pet of Homogay’s/HollywoodStars (one in the same). Chihuahuas are hounds from hell.

Whatever you think you know about Chiauhuas, forget it all!

Chiauhuas

"The breed tends to be fiercely loyal to one particular owner and in some cases may become over protective of the person, especially around other people or animals."

"Out of 5,000 different dog breeds Chihuahuas are ranked 34 in the top 100 most dangerous."

HellHounds

"Legend says that if someone is to stare into its eyes three times or more, the person will definitely die.They are often assigned to guard demons and vampire as they walk in the world of the living. In European legends, seeing a hellhound or hearing it howl may be either an omen of death or even a cause of death."

They have penetrated deep within our churches impersonating Ministers and preachers.

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Chihuahuas are expert infiltrators.

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Here we see Chihuahuas with Drag Queens and HomoGay’s.

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Small children look away.

Now for the real face of this Devil Dog.

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God Bless those who lost their soul’s and lives to obtain4r these pictures as a warning for good Christians.

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